cancelled what do you mean cancelled i’m i am a great actor i’ve have done scruples every year you can’t cannot can not cancel it it’s unfair i still know my lines i must say my lines grope me please someone grope me so i can articulate my lines another melodrama bites the dust cancelled cancel sexual harassment bitching whine complaining

stupid class stupid signatures stupid class stupid line waiting in lines wait registrar 3 hours cherish the stupid things in life slow red tape bureaucracy

size doesn’t does not matter i still say mine’s bigger roof caving in wiess college hole in the roof crappy damage

broccoli not milk tag spray paint got broccoli muscle man silly hilarious random cauliflower art vandalism tagging

must stop all puns aggrevation he’s my screw is screwed you already screw yer roommate screw your roommate quit screwing with my head i screwed all my roommates crowd tradition yearly

2-ply two ply toilet paper it deserves a red carpet ups delivery shock gasp

stop the insanity stop the spam y2k year 2000 two thousand you have three 3 months to live panic junk mail

wanna oil me up baby wizard of oz nod night of decadence seems the tin man’s trying out that new heart transvestite party drunk plastered costumes dorothy tin man wiess

can you guys toss me a beer who the hell is that guy burglar thief theft it’s is that old i’m am your forgotten roommate burglary routine game console

under the sea it’s is easy to be under the sea esperanza 1999 under the stars hey lobster boy the theme’s under the stars not under the sea constume crustacean

pre-natal decision early decision interim decision early decision it doesn’t does not get earlier than pre-natal decision application apply to rice process rankings

suddenly remembering the other digits became a whole other story recall new phone numbers dialing telephone calling people

watercooler shenanigans at the registrar and then i deleted two 2 more students because they took my parking space phallic tee hee talking water cooler drinking

i want my mp3s mp3 where’s where is napster loony loony lost without my tune-ees asylum crazy file sharing music sharing p2p peer to peer strait jacket rip

keck hall it’s it is a building behind those green fences construction finished renovation

it’s it is a metaphor sardines elevator trapped in an elevator brown college trapped in an elevator

sa student association presidential election 2000 it’s it is time for a change want innovative new ideas? vote for same thing

it’s a representation of the graceful vertical structure of metal bars in a hyperbolic paraboloid under allowable stree grand opening huma building dancing choreographer celebrate building modern dance

i found german where’s chinese i found french have you been spanish new game for fall 2000 language lab scavenger hunt reschedule

cross section of a rice student umbrella for those sunny houston days unknown phallic instruments pillow for that boring fill in the blank class sunscreen for those rainy houston days lost student id card sticky nod night of decadence costume tranquilizer huma books carcass of bob the squirrel who died looking for this stash of nuts construction helmet because it’s it is frickin’ everywhere the few the lost the yellow bicycle bob’s nuts

i call it angry bicycle pretzel #3 three silly artistic jack prank beer bike 2000 college rivalry vandalism art work

red room pillow fight blue room ikea furniture fight coffeehouse addition student center java coffee brew

bye bye shuttle waiting for the shuttle no patience with the help from the envision grant bob’s dream came true when he found the fastest discovered way around campus flying machine backpack detour over construction

and after we finish this super structure we’ll we will build the super luxury loo restroom commencement platform construction under construction

final exam examination practice the art of loathing i have only one exam hate grr

and i’ll miss you most of all mr. scarecrow i will mister the wizard of oz the college years toto commencement graduation gown

let’s face it folks these are the real ninth 9th and tenth 10th colleges hanszen sid rich wiess will rice brown baker lovett jones gilbane linbeck

decision making process of choosing a construction site there’s an open space

every year it’s the same thing hi how was your summer let’s be truthful people how did you manage to gain 10 pounds ten and a pungent odor over the summer

it suddently dawned on paul that he stood everywhere he went at the registrar at the restroom at lunch blast the lines line ulcer formation in progress red tape standing in line stand wait

rats no subliminal messages here election republican democrats democratic politics television

rice is rolling in dough and all I got was cake

so I’m supposed to wear this screw yer roommate is about love respect and the occasional stinky fish yep now put it on

deciphering the many faces of families weekend i hat this course but I can do better with more money I hate this food I hate stadium parking I hate waiting for the shuttle I hate my computer I hate all the construction I hate the heat I hate families weekend

rice is best served warm hot wet cold humid

tinkerbell clap your hands for sobriety nod night of decadence liquor beer drinks alcohol

campus cover charge $500 five hundred dollars welcome alumni rice capital campaign step 2 two

be a goat herder vote as the abandoned election signs swirled in the air bob discovered his true calling in life

i’m offended by that risque use of the semi-colon other college minutes are called in question sid rich

but my booty shake won’t groove without alcohol and neither will your social skills digital undergrounds no alcohol

we had complications so I went ahead and removed your heart ktru off the air surgery rice operation music radio station extra

ktru silent protest 91.7fm 91.5fm radio see no evil hear no evil speak no evil gillis malcolm stickers

kfc ktru friendly committee hello sir would you like to try out new rice university radio listening experience deal that comes with two sonic youths a side of un adulterated basketball and one chilled frank zappa noise-freak-out the new program policy makers bob uniform radio 91.7fm 91.5fm

color pop goes the weasel music notation zoom cars does parking ever seem like musical chairs allegro

owlcon 2001 did you hear dan and trish made it through 21 twenty one hours of anime viewing manga amateurs sleeping marathon japanese cartoons games

there will be 500 five hundred more if you can detour and mow through the soccer fields it’s a conspiracy beer bike tractor water balloons food and housing john deere

my brain’s running on the easier course registration platform and my body’s running on the effortless food digestion platform the only way a dual presidency can work candidate vote me times x * 2 jamie lisagor gavin parks

um excuse me I’m trying to collect some information and would you like to take a survey sure surveys are now a more enticing b same old same old or c give me a new prof professor now econ economics 375

i find the composition flawed the penmanship is horrible public class ice cream code codes coding computer quenched appetite satisfaction println system out more burp an art major a computer science major and a thug walk into baker kitchen the art major says got root spray paint

beer no make me stoopid stupid beer make me pow’rful powerful like sooperman superman now that tractors are out of the question we’ve decided to hook the trailers to the less sober people

B*@! that has to at least fulfill some kind of language requirement questioned

interactive rationale make your own puppet make your own right student i am not a nameless face my name is beer bike i want to see new things meet new people but will stay within my social nand cultural clique that squirrel does amazing pelvic thrusts i love the soothing sway of construction cranes i’m going to graduate with the language requirement and all i got was this lousy degree cut and paste

no really this is the final fondren library construction plan finally flying pigs when pigs fly ugly i hate this

patiently awaiting beer bike water balloons

go martel college unity martelian the wendy’s down the street is our college commons martel martel we’re the best some of us live in this apartment complex

shoe tag well i got the shirt and the shoe tag what more can you ask for black bar of decency pants are still mandatory

rationale in hell thanks to matt groening life in hell akbar i love rice everyone is open to new ideas and you never have to deal with bureacratic red tape to get your voice heard so can my zero tolerance zero-tolerance economically skewed skew pro learning pro-learning higher education act reform bill be passes pass as a referendum tabled to a later date referendum for next year sure sa student association student organization rice simpsons tribute

you know i’m sure going to miss waking up to hank’s butt crack in my window rice construction nostalgia graduation commencement 2001

i don’t do not need flood insurance blasted hindsight doggie dog pet rain allison tropical storm

adopt a martelian choose your favorite um too stripey brawny fluffy wooly goofy short tall talkative insensitive blonde geeky spikey turtlenecky foamy

houston showers bring waterlogged flowers rain umbrella walking in the rain dreary

I call it the poopy ball effect a nobel prize-worthy discovery wiess/hanszen servery salivating waiting happy seating

tragedy tragic terrorism hijacking memorial solemn rememberance no words september 11

28 lemmings in a can twenty-eight elevator stall sid rich richardson college trapped for an hour overweight

it burns it burns it’s not like your typical acid trips autry court swimming pool closed down high ph acid wet

when is he coming back with the damn nachos i really want to go to cancun but i have way too much shit to do fuck my truck needs a tune up i’m a sucker for flowers your cockerspaniel really mauled by pussy cat the other day offensive conversations bobby may seating at football games rally sally restrictions on speech cunt  cocksucker misinterpretation

nod 2001 a space nodessey odyssey stanley kubrick uh... john

i scared them i scared them good wednesday halloween follies anthrax scare rice university letter october terrorism terrorists terror biohazard

i eat students for breakfast ah... isn’t that cute? he’s just like the real one president gillis this picture of gillis homecoming king 2001 homecoming elections malcolm gillis president of rice university silly goofy hand drawn

Yeah! I have a ticket so I can get inside and hear Putin talk shucks waiting in line Russian President Vladimir Putin overcrowded venue waiting in line no entrance entry turned away

late semester cramming what happens when I get a wee little space for my cartoon self portrait deadlines end of semester

blah blah economy blah blah education is nice blah blah you’re still not getting a job blah blah blah blah downturn in the economy hard to find jobs career services no one hiring low recruiting rice graduates potential bright future blah

no cable on campus hbo premium channels cut static restrictions phonoscope wire

just another manic martel move in monday martel moving in on monday date imac apple plants shuttle ride go-gos just another manic monday

the off-campus urban protection package why go home in a taxi when you can go home in style durable and lightweight whomping equipment the latest in night vision technology oblicatory rice paraphernalia making you both instantly recognizable and easily targeted can only be used after dark tell me more night time escort cancel no safety stranded

will rice chain of consumption college fines 6500 dollars stolen card reader cost 2500 most fines out of all the colleges

because of those super level tray ledges my dining experience has improved by 12% twelve percent it was well worth the one month delay by golly i do believe that’s sarcasm north colleges servery delayed because of small flaws with cosmetic trims

damn it where are all the damn people for this best damn day of service? best damn day of service ever it twas a day of loose vernacular outreach day rsvp rice student volunteer program failure to attract large attendance for service day too many bagels

yay imaginary spring break saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday dream color cartoon multiple panels

the best jacks are the ones involving glue

wait if i just set aside this balloon and love my fellow man

you want me to pay for stadium parking? hee hee hee hee hee hee hee no really?  parking controversy parking gates stupid idea

so i hear you’re are graduating in two weeks and that you didn’t not get into graduate school and you didn’t land a job and your experience at rice has made you the most apathetic person ever sigh note to self quit talking to yourself graduation commencement future job market

Rip Van winkle woke up from a five-year slumber and discovered that his car has been ticketed

I had hour(s) of sleep in the past days.  I’m but still a little bit

under this gown i am more sweat than man humid heat bill cosby commencement graduation 2002 class of 2002 my graduation david chien self portrait cap and gown regalia

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