cross section of a rice student umbrella for those sunny houston days unknown phallic instruments pillow for that boring fill in the blank class sunscreen for those rainy houston days lost student id card sticky nod night of decadence costume tranquilizer huma books carcass of bob the squirrel who died looking for this stash of nuts construction helmet because it’s it is frickin’ everywhere the few the lost the yellow bicycle bob’s nuts

rice is rolling in dough and all I got was cake

rice is best served warm hot wet cold humid

be a goat herder vote as the abandoned election signs swirled in the air bob discovered his true calling in life

ktru silent protest 91.7fm 91.5fm radio see no evil hear no evil speak no evil gillis malcolm stickers

color pop goes the weasel music notation zoom cars does parking ever seem like musical chairs allegro

interactive rationale make your own puppet make your own right student i am not a nameless face my name is beer bike i want to see new things meet new people but will stay within my social nand cultural clique that squirrel does amazing pelvic thrusts i love the soothing sway of construction cranes i’m going to graduate with the language requirement and all i got was this lousy degree cut and paste

no really this is the final fondren library construction plan finally flying pigs when pigs fly ugly i hate this

rationale in hell thanks to matt groening life in hell akbar i love rice everyone is open to new ideas and you never have to deal with bureacratic red tape to get your voice heard so can my zero tolerance zero-tolerance economically skewed skew pro learning pro-learning higher education act reform bill be passes pass as a referendum tabled to a later date referendum for next year sure sa student association student organization rice simpsons tribute

tragedy tragic terrorism hijacking memorial solemn rememberance no words september 11

28 lemmings in a can twenty-eight elevator stall sid rich richardson college trapped for an hour overweight

when is he coming back with the damn nachos i really want to go to cancun but i have way too much shit to do fuck my truck needs a tune up i’m a sucker for flowers your cockerspaniel really mauled by pussy cat the other day offensive conversations bobby may seating at football games rally sally restrictions on speech cunt  cocksucker misinterpretation

late semester cramming what happens when I get a wee little space for my cartoon self portrait deadlines end of semester

Rationale... by David Chien

Rationale... was an editorial cartoon series created by David Chien that ran in The Rice Thresher between 1999-2002. Read more >